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Sorry all about the delay on episode 12. We've been busy as beavers in the Red Light District on Valentine's Day preparing for the transition to video. So keep it here, episode 12 will be posted by Tuesday night, and if not you're welcome to plant your parasitic legions in JEFE's bellybutton until they spawn a two-headed bastard child.

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Team Norris

What can we say? We here at The YWO Show love Halo 2. And we REALLY love Chuck Norris! So The YWO Show has joined up with The Church of Chuck Norris to bring you the best Halo 2 clan on the internet: TEAM NORRIS! Join us, to bring swift justice to those 12 year old bastards online in the name of Chuck.

TWO FOR THE MONEY

Normally I'd leave movie reviews to Brodie-Man, but I was watching "Two for the Money" the other day (a good movie I have to say) but the whole time I was watching it I had to keep asking myself, "When the hell did Renne Russo become Skeletor"?

Just Wondering.
SBJ

Episode 11

Tonight's "Site of the Nite" will make those long hours less lonely.

HEY, WE GOT US A NEW SPONSOR...SORTA, THREE NIPPLES NEED MORE LOVE THAN 2, & BEST FLICK OF 2005.

Your Hosts During This Cheeto Infested Podcast: SBJ, JEFE, Roy The Tech Guy, "The Phenominal" AJ Hayes, & Brodie Man.

This Week's Episode is Brought to You By: Island Resort & Casino FIS Continental Cup Ski Jumping Competition.

In This Week's Show:

• Woman takes out full page ad in newspaper seeking men to have sex with to cure her cancer. "The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year"

• Man puts arc-welder to giant rocket engine he found, with expected results

• School board to eliminate valedictorian honor because it's hard work

• Would you like to purchase some Uranium Ore today, Sir?

• New way to lose weight: stay in the dark!

• JEFE Shows Us That That THIRD NIPPLE Needs Lovin' Too.

• Site of the Nite: Game Oldies.com
  

• This Week In eBay:
• Actual Statue from Rocky
  
• Rare Bull Penis Walking Cane
  
• Skeleton LCD Montior Topper
  
• Sonic The Hedgehog ORIGINAL Comic Art
  


• Adam's Rosey Palm Review: SocialPorn.com
• At The Movies With Brodie Man: Top 20 Films of 2005 as Chosen by Brodie Man
  

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Brodie Man Presents: The Top 66 Films of 2005

The Top Twenty Films of 2005
By: Brodie Man

1. Sin City
2. Good Night, and Good Luck
3. Crash
4. Serenity
5. Munich
6. The 40 Year-Old Virgin
7. A History of Violence
8. King Kong
9. Syriana
10. Jarhead
11. Batman Begins
12. Layer Cake
13. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
14. Lords of Dogtown
15. Hustle & Flow
16. The Upside of Anger
17. Walk The Line
18. War of the Worlds
19. Cinderella Man
20. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
21. Kingdom of Heaven
22. Wedding Crashers
23. Saw II
24. Mr. & Mrs. Smith
25. Red Eye
26. The Producers: The Movie Musical
27. Brokeback Mountain
28. Elizabethtown
29. Domino
30. Wolf Creek
31. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
32. Land of the Dead
33. The Ice Harvest
34. Four Brothers
35. Flightplan
36. Corpse Bride
37. Hostage
38. Transporter 2
39. The Interpreter
40. Lord of War
41. Waiting…
42. Bad News Bears
43. Fun With Dick and Jane
44. Two For The Money
45. Sahara
46. The Constant Gardener
47. Fantastic Four
48. Kung Fu Hustle
49. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
50. The Jacket
51. Constantine
52. The Weather Man
53. The Island
54. The Dukes of Hazzard
55. The Longest Yard
56. The Brothers Grimm
57. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
58. Kicking & Screaming
59. Assault on Precinct 13
60. Stealth
61. The Ring 2
62. The Amityville Horror
63. Be Cool
64. Elektra
65. Guess Who
66. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Don't like what you see? Take it up with Brodie Man: brodieman@ywoshow.com

Episode 10

Why Didn't This Ever Happen To s?

SBJ Propositions a Porn Star, Adam & Roy Are Back, And Nipple Gate Part Deux.

Your Hosts During This Hour Long Piss Break: SBJ, JEFE, Roy The Tech Guy, & "The Phenominal" AJ Hayes.

This Week's Episode is Brought to You By: Island Resort & Casino FIS Continental Cup Ski Jumping Competition.

In This Week's Show:

• Blind man poisoned by blind lover. Didn't see it coming.

• Pornstar arrested for "raping" boy.

• SBJ wants an older pornstar for himself, so hit him up here.
  

• Woman stabs boyfriend with scissors because he wouldn't stop playing Elvis Presley's "Burning Love." Police aren't saying that was right, but they understand.

• Big Bird's caretaker arrested for the rape and murder of jogger.

• There are things that will always get you into trouble with your girlfriend. Forgetting her birthday, for instance, or checking out another woman. Or maybe taking naked pictures of her mom.

• Site of the Nite: GuntherNet.com
  

• Adam's OOF! Wrestling Headlines RETURN!

• World explodes, fire rains down from heavens as exposed female nipple is shown on episode of WWE ITS NIPPLE GATE II!

• This Week In eBay:
• Million Dollar Homepage Kid is a Bastard.
• Terminator 2 Pinball Machine.
• Playboy Plamate Academy Diploma.
• Evel Kineval Action Figure Complete With Cane!


• YWO Show Sex Offender of The Week: Brian Peppers! Congrats Ya Sick Fuck.
  

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Episode 9

The gnomes stole my episode!

I'm not sure what happened to the show notes for Episode 9, but rest assured my little boys, girls, and transgendered angrogenous sex neuters. The episode is still available for download. Its available in our feed, or you can download it from the sidebar on the right.

You don't want to miss this one!